They're back......

The wedding nightmares. I am not sure if any of you fellow brides have had these lovely (read dreadful) dreams, but I thought they were a thing of the past. Nope, not so much. Here are some events that have happened in my dreams, which have me double checking every little detail in real life...

• I hired clowns to entertain my guests during cocktail hour even though I hate clowns and I kept repeating why are there clowns here?
• I got married at a mall and my mom wouldn't attend (like I blame her)
• My hair dresser didn't show and I ending up doing my hair myself, and my friend Avery responded, "It doesn't look very good"
• Two out of three of my bridesmaids were missing on my wedding day and the one bridesmaid who showed was in her swimsuit!
• I walked down the aisle to my DJ's cell phone ring tone

That is about all I remember from the various nightmares, but they were kind of traumatizing.

So now it's your turn...any wedding nightmares before the big day?